Wall Street Goes Crypto Crazy: Spot Bitcoin ETFs Smash Records with Unprecedented Institutional Demand
Forget tulips—2025's hottest trade is digital gold. Spot Bitcoin ETFs just ripped past another milestone as institutional money floods in faster than a memecoin rug pull.
The dam has broken
BlackRock and friends are hoovering up BTC exposure like there's no tomorrow. Turns out even suit-and-tie investors FOMO when the SEC finally stops playing cop.
Liquidity tsunami incoming
These aren't your cousin's Robinhood buys—we're talking pension funds and endowments quietly dumping treasury allocations. The 'uncorrelated asset' narrative just got a $9 billion endorsement.
Of course, Goldman will still charge 2% for the privilege of holding your keys. Some traditions never die.