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What are the best Tesla jokes?

Without further ado, may we present the 8 absolute best Tesla jokes on this planet (since, well, we’re not on Mars yet). 1) What do you call the new car smell in a Tesla? 2) Why is a Tesla Cybertruck faster than a Ferrari? It renders faster—those polygons Elon! 3) If Tesla, SpaceX and Neuralink started a band, what would it be called?

Why are so many people dissatisfied with their teslas?

Because they can spell it. According to a new poll 91 percent of people are dissatisfied with their cars. The other 9 percent are Tesla owners. There are two reasons I don't take my girlfriend on longs drives in my Tesla. One I don't have a girlfriend. Two I don't have a Tesla. Tesla Jokes revolt me. So you're in high school and you drive a Tesla?

What are some funny bar jokes?

Read up on more bar jokes that are hilariously funny. “Gone chopin. Bach in a minuet.” Explanation: This one’s full of nods to music: Chopin and Bach were composers, and a minuet is a type of dance (and the music that goes along with it). Want more laughs? Check out these hilarious “what’s the difference between” jokes.

What is a math joke?

Well, consider this the math joke version—you know, because math equations use letters in place of unsolved numbers. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. “You’re late!” she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!”

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