Cryo Startup’s Chilling Pitch: Pay Now, (Maybe) Live Later

Silicon Valley’s latest moonshot isn’t rockets—it’s freezer bags for billionaires. CryoVita just secured $50M Series B funding to expand its ’post-death staging area,’ promising clients a front-row seat to future revival tech.

The catch? No refunds if the singularity never comes. Their sales deck should come with a disclaimer: ’Past freezing performance does not guarantee future reanimation.’

Meanwhile in finance: VCs are hedging their bets—literally. The company’s tokenized ’afterlife options’ now trade at 0.003 BTC on unregulated exchanges. Because nothing says ’long-term investment’ like betting on necrotech.

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