Elon Musk’s X Set to Revolutionize Investing—But Where’s Dogecoin?

X's new trading features could disrupt finance—just don't expect any memecoin handouts.

When Elon Musk sneezes, markets catch a cold. Now X (formerly Twitter) is diving headfirst into investment services—but conspicuously absent is any mention of Dogecoin, the billionaire's favorite joke-turned-asset.

The platform's move comes as no surprise. Musk has been telegraphing X's financial ambitions since acquiring the company. Yet the lack of DOGE integration raises eyebrows—after all, this is the man who once temporarily changed Twitter's logo to the Shiba Inu.

Wall Street analysts predict the features will launch with conventional assets first. 'They'll probably add crypto later,' says one insider, 'once regulators finish having aneurysms.'

For now, Dogecoin holders are left wondering if their moon mission got grounded—or if Musk is just saving the announcement for a strategic tweet during the next market dip.